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Part of 'Army Of Lovers: Life Is Fantastic' |
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Taken from the 'I Am' 2-track CD single. An abysmal beginning, if you ask me, but the remix gets better once you've got past that bit. Remixed by Douglas Carr, who also did those Lit De Parade remixes. |
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Dominika
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Sprawled on a sparkly, twirly, shooty thingy, Dominika screams as the Bitch Queen La Camilla swishes her whip in a vaguely menacing manner. But enough of my strange dreams... here's a pretty picture of La Dom. |
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Hardcore
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No, I don't know why it's called 'Hardcore' either. Something to do with the Hardcore remixes of Crucified, the cover of which provided the centrepiece of this lovely image. |
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Shining
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Oh look - it's Alcazar's first desktop. Sadly there's not much you can do with a single cover like that, so this multicoloured Gilbert & George thing is the result. |
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Supernatural
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Look at this image. Look at the cover for Alcazar's first single. Giggle uncontrollably and shake head. (Thanks, Niklas!) |
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Waterlily
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Ah, to be on the beach of Saint Tropez, crying as I empty my last bottle of Chablis. It's raining here... let's go surfing, babe. |
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Planet
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They're still whirling through space. Go girlie go, as Midi, Maxi and Efti might say if they'd had any talent at all and were still releasing tracks. |
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Blue
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So simple... so stunningly grey and wrinkled... no, hang on - that's an elephant, I clearly mean elegant... |
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Doom
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It's that there whirly whirlpool thingy again. It's all Alexander's fault... |
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The Monster Queen La Camilla
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Listen to the dreadful shrieks of La Camilla's rage: 'Who designed these nails? They're clearly false! I want blood!'
Run! Run and hide! |
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Lava
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Everyone else: 'But Alex - when we said we deserved a holiday somewhere hot...'
Alex: 'Shut up. I'm the only one who can sing so I decide where we go.' |
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Mini FAQ
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(1) They're big!
Actually, that's an observation, not a question. Go and rephrase or I can't put it in my Mini FAQ. Sorry. (2) Why are they so big? That's better. Quality, actually. If you've got a small monitor and a Macintosh they you're okay - the Mac's system software kindly resizes the images so that they fit on your monitor, and it does it extremely well, too. Windows users - I'm so sorry. And not only am I sorry that you're a Windows user, I'm also sorry that bits of the image get cut off if you've got a smaller monitor than 1024 x 768. All I can suggest is (a) get a mac, (b) shrink it down in some sort of graphics program, or (c) use a different monitor or resolution. Obviously, (b) and (c) are hardly worth bothering with. Go get an iMac. (3) I'm called Ivan and I'm evil. Can I steal your images and put them on my website? But you already have, Ivan! (4) I'm not called Ivan and I'd like to do it properly. What do you suggest? Link to my site, please - I'm highly likely to link back to yours from somewhere. And put that the images are by XWizard on the same page as the images themselves. If you'd refrain from calling them 'Wallpapers' as well I'd be delighted. (Wallpaper is that stuff that goes on walls. Paper, I think it is. Desktop Images are images that go on your desktop. See the difference?) (5) Did Ivan really steal your images? Well, there's nothing on his website to say they're mine. I'd have thought that placing images on your website and not saying who made them is at least slightly immoral. Why not go and ask him - his site was ID 21 in the AOL Webring. If he sorts the problem out and returns to the webring I imagine he'll be in the same place. (Oh - do try to be polite - it's probably an oversight on his part, and I guess he might not have seen the three emails I sent him. Perhaps...) (6) Can I request an mp3? Yes, you can request mp3s by emailing me. However, please don't expect commercially available songs to appear here. Anything that pops up here is deleted, discontinued or for some reason difficult to get hold of. If you own the rights to any of these songs then merely say the word and these mp3s will vanish without a trace. You'll never even know they were here. Honest. (7) Why are your gerbils called Scoot and Schrödinger? This has nothing to do with this website. Have a sense of appropriacy, please! |